"5"^^ . "3"^^ . . . "4"^^ . "5"^^ . "Their General Tso's chicken was edible yet lackluster. Severely deficient in sauce and borderline dehydrated. Each bite had to be swallowed with a swig of bourbon. Note: if you are parched in the desert, don't eat this. You'll die."^^ . "2018-06-02T00:00:00"^^ . .