. "2016-04-27T00:00:00"^^ . "5"^^ . "1"^^ . "0"^^ . . "Had to get a lighter last night. Did you know you get carded for lighters these days? (it was stolen by the barback at Jupiter's downtown who asked \"hey virgil, can I steal your lighter\" and then never brought it back to me!!!)\nI had initially gone in and got cheese and cigarettes and diet dew, as that's what I do, and as i'm fishing around in my bag to find my lighter, I realized it was missing. So, I go back in to get one. I select a lovely orange one. The girl who cashed me out was not the same one as before. \n\nHer: can I see your ID?\nMe: you need to see my ID?\nOther girl behind the counter: She's never checked you out before. \nMe: Oh, she's \"checked me out\" before. \n\nEveryone blushes."^^ . "2"^^ . .