"2015-02-12T00:00:00"^^ . "5"^^ . "5"^^ . "5"^^ . . "Never thought I would review a golf tournament or a golf hole, for that matter. Oh, where to begin? I know....\n\nI attended the Phoenix Open a couple of weeks ago. My perspective is not that of a person who plays golf or even a spectator! My perspective is that of a reveler. I went to the open with no intentions of seeing a single ball hit or a golfer play. Some guy named Phil Michelson was there, but what did I care. (I know who Phil M is. But what about that Tiger Woods guy?) I had my cocktails, my prime seat and all the drunk revelers to watch. Needless to say, I had fun despite it being rained out this year.\n\nFor the sheer size and volume of people, this event is well organized. The event planner did a great job moving a few 100,000 people in and out of the course over the week long tournament.\n\nTips for the ladies:\n1. Wear heels at your own risk.\n2. Don't bring a big arse purse. You can't take it in the tourney. You will have to leave it in your car. If you have a small clear purse, use that.\n3. Wear sunblock\n4. Look nice. Dress comfortably cute. \n5. Get a pass into somewhere. \n\nMy return factor: 100%"^^ . . "7"^^ . .