"4"^^ . "1"^^ . . "I wish it were possible to give this place 0 stars. I ate here twice, hated the food both times, and felt like I was in a bizzaro funhouse instead of a restaurant. They clearly thing that if they go for the most ridiculous decor they can imagine it will distract from their lousy food. They're wrong."^^ . "2015-08-16T00:00:00"^^ . . "0"^^ . "0"^^ . .