"4"^^ . "4"^^ . "7"^^ . . "2014-04-15T00:00:00"^^ . . "FatCat get messages from Yelper asking like this. \"FatCaaat.. seeexxxy... are your stories real baby?\". \n\nFatCat explain like this.. \n\nFatCat have recipe for writing reviews. FatCat take 2 parts truth and 1 part fantasy, and he blend into nice thick smoothie - yummy! FatCat then pour smoothie all over computer keyboard and wait for story to write itself.. Viola.. You now reading FatCat review. Sometimes FatCat add half spoon of speculation and small pinch of sarcasm to spice things up. \n\nSpeaking of spice.. FatCat recently go to Babu..\n\nThings FatCat like\n - Really delicious food for very cheap price.. But be careful.. everything very very spicy.. FatCat once make mistake of asking Mr Server \"what food have no spice in it Mr. Server??\" FatCat have to wait 5 minutes for Mr. Server to stop laughing at FatCat before FatCat can order food. Question not make sense to Mr. Server. Its like asking fish why he not want to live on land. Fish will think FatCat crazy too.\n\nThing FatCat not like\n - No place to sit. Take out only..."^^ . "13"^^ . .