. "2"^^ . "2012-12-24T00:00:00"^^ . "1"^^ . . "1"^^ . . "- \"Cocktails\" have so little alcohol my bartender friend started laughing when he saw \nthem and told us we got hustled. My $8 (pre-tip) LIT tasted and looked like it was all \nsweet n' sour with an eyedropper of tequila. The Vodka Cranberry (difficult, right?) \nwas even more pathetic. \n\n- My friend's shot of tequila had ice crystals in it, which means they had watered it down. \n\n- I don't like to pay covers to get into bars, but if I do I expect to feel like I got \nsomething other than the privilege of paying it. \n\n\nPositives:\n\n- The shot girl was dressed like a stripper (just short of naked)\n\n- There was the usual drunken circus outside when all of the bars let out\n\n- There is a 5 Guys a few doors down (and a Rite Aid if you want to get some beer \nfor the after party)\n\n- The opportunity to pay for parking, then cover, then weak full priced drinks and $4 \nbeers\n\n- They help you avoid hangovers by watering down their liquor"^^ . "0"^^ .