"2011-07-22T00:00:00"^^ . "18"^^ . "3"^^ . . "9"^^ . "7"^^ . "I'm a BUFFet guy. I flex my muscles with my fork and knife. This is why I bust my ass off in the gym. To lose all this weight just so I can put it back on after eating like a fatty. That's how I do!\n\n The words ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT excites me. Like an ice cream truck excites kids. Like the Comic Con excites all the nerds. Like Viagra excites the impotent. Yes, AYCE gets me hard....\n\nHard on the wallet. This place is about $40 bucks for the Brunch price. Dinner price is a little more. They start putting dinner items out at 3pm. We came in at 230, paid the Brunch price and stayed for the dinner items. This means I ate bacon, omelettes, sausage, more bacon, eggs benedict, and crab legs! \n\nI honestly ate more breakfast items than dinner items. I love me some breakfast and there is something about their eggs benedict that kept me coming for more. \n\nThey also have a great selection of desserts.\n\nThis place won me over the first time I ate here. It was like my first time having sex, so many things to explore, new tastes, plenty to grab, it was AMAZING.\n\nNow this place is just ok. I wish I popped some Viagra before I ate here just so I can relive that excitement.\n\n\nThe End. Nothing Hard about writing this review."^^ . . .