"2014-05-17T00:00:00"^^ . "1"^^ . "I work relatively close to MMG, so I've given it a few chances. \nNo more.\nMMG is WAY too expensive for what you get, and what you get is inconsistency, salt, a weird wetness and mush.\nTurkey meatballs: salt.\nCucumber salad: salt and mush\nPasta with marinara: salt, mush, and wetness.\n\"Premium\" burger: see picture. Seriously. It's awful.\nRocky Balboa wrap: wet, mush and salt. \nRice and beans: wet, salt, mush.\nPizza: salt. SALT SALT SALT SALTY SALT.\n\nOrder any of these a second time and you will get a completely different item from what you got the first time. \nWhich might be a good thing.\n\nWhen dining in at MMG, you will have the pleasure of listening to the cook sigh and huff his way thru screwing up your salty wet pile of mush while waiting at least 20 minutes. DO NOT LET HIM KNOW YOUR ORDER IS WRONG. It will take an additional 20 minutes to fix AND you get stink eye the whole time you have to wait. It's not worth it anyway, as you get a salty, wet, mushy pile of slop regardless. \nIt's like paying for dinner and a show. But with lots of salt. And mush. And wet."^^ . . . . "1"^^ . "4"^^ . "0"^^ .