"3"^^ . "2"^^ . "2"^^ . . "2016-06-01T00:00:00"^^ . "2"^^ . "Hey guess what gang, this place sells coffee. Fun fact, I didn't finish my coffee because I put it on the roof of my car and drove away without transferring it to the interior of the car because I have two kids and oh Jebus why did we have another kid. Anyway, coffee was adequate, prices were what you'd expect for a tourist trap, and the people working here didn't care if I existed or not because some other tool would invariably come buy the coffee that I was going to buy if I didn't exist, so my nonexistence would be utterly inconsequential from their perspective."^^ . . .