"1"^^ . "2016-12-30T00:00:00"^^ . "1"^^ . "2"^^ . . . "Date today- dec 30th.\nMy wife- I'd like the ginger-nog waffle and the peppermint hot chocolate waffle.\nHost- we only have holiday waffles during December.\nWife- ummm... so are you saying you don't have them.\nHost- nope.\n\nUmmm wtf? As far as most humans are concerned, dec 30th is still December... thanks for nothing."^^ . "2"^^ . .