. "1"^^ . "2016-03-30T00:00:00"^^ . "2"^^ . "1"^^ . . "0"^^ . "I went on the opening day because there was a buy one get one free coupon on, get this, Grindr. I shit you not. \n\nI have a Fired Pie right out my front door and don't know why I even tried this. \n\nCompared to Fired Pie, Fired Pie is a pearl in an oyster.\n\nPie Five is a piece of sand in the oyster, which I doubt can ever turn into a pearl.\n\nCrust is gross. Toppings are not of the high quality like at any other pizza place. \n\nThe only reason this doesn't get only 1 star is because the day I went, everyone who was working there was very nice. \n\nI've never been back, even though it's only a half mile from my house, and I doubt I'll ever be back."^^ . .