"2014-03-20T00:00:00"^^ . "3"^^ . "1"^^ . . . "1"^^ . . "If you have a burning desire to drink beer while listening to polka and being served by lederhosen-clad bartenders, Essen Haus is is the place for YOU! As for myself, well...it wasn't quite my scene. A lot of yelling, \"WHAT?\" to my S.O., unpleasant stickiness on the bar, and what-not. The pretzels are the perfect foil for the beer--well worth it for 50 cents. But overall? Meh."^^ . "0"^^ .