"5"^^ . . "2"^^ . . "Oy vey... over-priced chain restaurant food is never a good thing. \n\nThe beau and I were browsing around Crocker Park for a birthday gift this particular Saturday afternoon, and we were fending off our hearty desires to grab a delicious burger from the newly opened B Spot. See, we're *attempting* to eat healthy and didn't want to put ourselves in a calorie-rific situation of utter defeat.\n\nAnd let's just be real here--we were looking for a little afternoon cocktail. \n\nSo, quite defeated, we walked right past B Spot (wah!) and gave Champps a shot, hoping for some healthy options. The service was fine enough. Super nice waitresses and staff, you know, pretty standard for chains. We both ordered tuna sandwiches with side salads instead of fries, hoping for the best. What came out was what I believe is known as a level-10 fail. \n\nHoly effing mayonnaise. We're talking a 60/40 mayo to tuna ratio... gag me. It's not that it tasted horrible, but the look and consistency of this \"tuna salad\" was beyond nasty. It came out on four, open-faced-style triangles of whole wheat that were soggy with the wet, mayo/tuna mixture. To make matters worse, there were half melted pieces of swiss cheese on top of each. I ended up peeling off the cheese to cut the fat-grams, but I doubt it helped. The little salad had the signature \"I came from a big bag\" carrot and purple cabbage slivers. \n\nThe drinks we ordered were super sweet and tasted little of liquor. I'm not one to bitch about cocktails not being strong enough, but this was borderline hilarious. And at about $10 a pop, you'd think it would have a little more booze. \n\nAnyways, we both left feeling pretty disappointed by this lunch and the bill came to a ridiculous $50+ total. For sub-par chain food and weak-sauce drinks? Booooo. I feel even dumber because I definitely know better than to pick a place like this.... Next time I'll just save my calories for a big, juicy burger from B Spot."^^ . "2011-07-20T00:00:00"^^ . . "2"^^ . "5"^^ .