"5"^^ . . . "0"^^ . "2012-05-22T00:00:00"^^ . "4"^^ . . "Here's a Jimmy Joke About 'Yo Momma That You Might Not Like\nBy The Rue \n\nNow, here's a little story I'd like to tell,\nAbout an awesome slice of pie that I like so well,\nIt started long ago back in history,\nWith 2 co-workers and me, The Rue D.\nI had a little hunger pang for titties and beer,\nI don't do strip clubs so let's go here,\nI didn't ride in a van, down with the man,\nLunch a Jimmy and Joe's is the plan.\nOne big nerd who is hungry,\nI'd go by myself without nobody,\nStopped at the store to get food for my cat,\nThen it's time to grab a slice I don't care if I'm fat.\nLooking for Dobson, a friend asked why,\nI said \"what's wrong with you man, are you high?\" \n\nI told the guy who was driving I was dying of thirst,\nWhen we get to Jimmy and Joe's I'm ordering first,\nLunch special #1 I didn't leave a tip,\nThe cashier winked and handed me my debit card slip.\nI said \"do you like bums?\"\nShe said \"sure do hun\".\nAsked her out for coke and rum,\nShe said that sounds fun,\nAsked me if I knew a guy named Fred,\nI blinked, she winked and this is what she said,\n\n\"Now my name is (insert name here) and this is my will,\nI think you should pick me up at 7 so we can go chill,\nWe can go to the zoo and look at the deer,\nIf we run into Fred you better stear clear.\" \nWalked away from the counter with my reciept and her pen,\nI'll tell you when my review is done, no need to say when.\n\nThis song is much longer than I thought it to be,\nIf you want to know what I ate, read my last review please. \n\nMMMMMMMMMMM DROPPPPP!!!"^^ . "1"^^ .