. "0"^^ . . . "Ten minutes into my farewell to sobriety(I had been on the wagon since 2004, but\nexigent circumstances had bent my arm), I was approached by a fellow pilgrim\nwho asked me if he could help me hold up the bar. \"Indeed, sir, I can use all \nthe help I can get.\" It was a sound decision and my new friend acquitted himself well.\nOur conversation was the faire you might hear in the watering holes frequented by\nother raconteurs like Oscar or Tark or Stephen Colbert(bring it on Colbert, I know \na lot of big words too.)\nBut don't let my account give you the impression that the Breeze is a toilet populated\nby drunks boring the rest of the drunks with stories they've told too many times. The\nBreeze is an island with all of the amenities you would find in a tropical locale. Stout,\njerk chicken, dirty rice, cuba libre, huachinango veracruzana, and conch fritters are\nall spoken here. When's the last time you had a bowl of Paella Valenciana? Never?\nWell we got it here, mon. They've also got the Cajun equivalent, jambalaya. \nThe Breeze is online and you can check the menu out anytime you want to. They have take out too.\nMy new found friend and I had a great time and you will too. Check it out."^^ . "2015-09-27T00:00:00"^^ . "5"^^ . "3"^^ . "1"^^ .