. "Conversation with a \"Genius\".....\n\n\"Hi, we are here to pick up the idiotPhone6 my wife reserved\"\n\"OK\", goes talk to his co-worker, \"we don't have any iPhone 6 Plus\"\n\"Er, we reserved an iPhone6\"\n\"Yeah, we don't have any 6 plus in stock, you have to try tonite to reserve it online\"\n\"I didn't say 6 Plus, I said we reserved an iPhone 6 online and we are here to pick it up!\"\n\"Oh, you should've told me that before I asked her!\"\n\n\n\"What name is the reservation under?\"\nShows him her driver's license...\n\"It's not in the system\"\n\"Impossible, could you check based on her email address?\"\n\"Maybe.... No, not in here\"\nShows him the confirmation email\n\"Yeah, but it's not in the system\"\n\"How could it not be in the system? Here's her name, email, and confirmation!\"\n\"I'm trying to help you here!\"\n\" Could I talk to your manager please!\"\n\nManager came over, \"Sorry, who's the reservation under?\"\nGave her my wife's name..\nPulled up the scheduler on her idiotPad and right there even I could see her name on the scheduler for the time that we showed up!\n\nConclusion: If my ass ever needs a job I would recommend it to try the Apple Store, it would totally be overqualified! At least it would fart and tell you it stinks like shit, properly."^^ . . "0"^^ . . "10"^^ . "2014-09-22T00:00:00"^^ . "4"^^ . "1"^^ .