"1"^^ . "It's crazy to think how far things have come since El Furniture Warehouse's west coast beginnings as a tiny, classic dive bar on Granville Street in Vancouver with floors covered in Jagger-soaked peanut shrapnel to its current incarnation as a super successful, Canada-wide chain of 'premium dive bars' staffed by Tattooed Tinas with lilac locks (and like, soooo many Instagram followers) and you sit at the bar at the Queen Street location and start calculating in your head whether or not it's appropriate to make googly eyes at the sun-kissed young man who's pouring your beergarita and is likely 10 years your junior but you can barely hear each other over the Bieber trap booming through the speakers so you might as well keep ordering your drinks with your eyes while your pheromones rage until you escort yourself home and immediately creep him on Instagram to continue your shame in private while realizing you should have ordered something from the $5 food menu because now you're really fucking drunk."^^ . . "0"^^ . . "3"^^ . "4"^^ . "2015-08-11T00:00:00"^^ . .