"0"^^ . . . "4"^^ . "2009-09-24T00:00:00"^^ . "8"^^ . "I need to cover one thing immediately. There's an item on this menu, and the description reads that you should eat it only if you're gastronomically adventurous. Obviously we got that.\n\nI went with two of my foodie friends, and I don't know what their morning was like, but I spent about half of mine sitting on the porcelain throne with my laptop and a frown.\n\nIt was good going down and burned like a fucking banshee on the way out. We got two lamb dishes, a fish dish (rhyme, lol!), a chicken dish, lentils, all kinds of good veggies, and a couple o' beers.\n\nThey were out of sambusas - kind of like samosas if you know Indian food - and they were also out of chickpea dip.\n\nThe place is kind of a hole, in the same kind of crappy strip mall that Lotus of Siam is in, but the food is excellent. Service was fine, we were the only people in the place except for one dude drinking coffee. Between the 3 of us, 6 beers and a veritable feast cost $90 including tip and tax. Great value, will go again, and will mentally prep for the morning dump next time. Don't judge me."^^ . . "1"^^ .