"2"^^ . "1"^^ . . "3"^^ . "1"^^ . "2017-02-21T00:00:00"^^ . "I have eaten here twice and, both times, I was not even slightly amused.\n\nThe first time was about four years ago and the food was dry, extremely small-portioned, and not flavorful at all...the most recent time was about a month ago and I had better expectations (as so much time had passed since the first visit).\n\nAll that I can remember from the most recent visit is how disgusting the coffee was. I conferred with others at my table to ensure I wasn't being too critical - and they agreed that it was horrible...so I actually requested it be removed from my bill.\n\nNeedless to say, I will not eat here again."^^ . . .