. . "1"^^ . "4"^^ . "Flour was simply shocking in its ineptitude. The calamari was passable, though pretty standard gfs-style \"rings\". The funghi pizza was good, but oily beyond belief. \n\nThe real kicker though was the tagliatelle bolognese. It tasted, I kid you not, exactly like beefaroni. Except that it came at nine times the price. I managed to choke down three bites. Once for the first impression, a second to confirm what I thought I tasted, and a third to let my wife \"taste this crap that tastes like chef boyardee\"\n\nThe fried olives were a revelation, though, so there's that. \n\nWe were $120 out the door, with two appetizers, two entrees and three drinks. We could have put the same meal together on a seven dollar trip to target, coupons notwithstanding. Stay away.\n\nOh, and I very nearly forgot, one of the hostesses was wearing what appeared to be a linen toga-and-diaper onesie. It's sounds odd, but that's truly what it looked like. Either way, her butt was hanging out, which didn't exactly lend zest to the canned pasta."^^ . "1"^^ . "2015-08-02T00:00:00"^^ . . "3"^^ .