"18"^^ . "9"^^ . . "Dear Krispy Kreme,\n\nI know I wasn't a great friend when you first came to town. \nI know I promised to show you a good time and introduce you to my friends. \nI'm sorry we didn't go for picnics in the park - and I didn't even take you to work.\nI'm sorry we parted ways when I got health conscious and you thought you were no longer loved. \n\nI should have been there.\nI should have loved you the way you so deserve. \n\nI realize now how loveable you truly are. \nYou haunt me in my dreams. \nYou lickable, warm, soft, lard-ass. \n\nPlease come back in my life. I promise I'll make the effort to see you often. Just don't ever change."^^ . "2010-02-25T00:00:00"^^ . . . "4"^^ . "10"^^ .