"Let's open this review with a Yelpy clich\u00E9, shall we...\n\nHow have I never reviewed Mars Food before?! \n\nSeriously, though, how the hell have I missed sharing my love of Mars Food. I've loved this diner for over a decade, and these booths have seen me through lots of things. Different boys, eventually a man, meals with my mom and eventually my own kiddo. If these walls could talk, they could tell you some stories about this lil' mama martian. \n\nMy two favourite Mars Food memories, one old one new:\n+My mom once accidentally tipped her pin when she wasn't wearing her reading glasses. That's four digits, folks. The line cook chased her down the street and she was instantly refunded, but to this day it's one of the funniest things I've ever seen go down at College and Bathurst \n+My toddler woke up at 7am per uge, but I had no food in the house. Turns out Mars is on Uber Eats. Eggs Benedict delivery? Why the hell not...\n\nAll of the sillily named giant breakfast plates will do. If you like diners, Mars Food is one, so you'll probably be happy."^^ . "4"^^ . "2017-11-04T00:00:00"^^ . "7"^^ . "7"^^ . "3"^^ . . . .