. "2"^^ . "7"^^ . . "2016-11-30T00:00:00"^^ . . "2"^^ . "What happened to the friendly sky\nWhere \"You and I were meant to fly?\"\nThey gave us leg room, checked our packs \nAnd never charged for meals or snacks. \n\nNowadays we book with apps\nExtras come with costly taps. \nThe middle seat's what we all get\nZone 5 is where we board the jet.\n\nSeat belts fastened - very firm\nKnees touch chins so we can't squirm\nBags stowed overhead in bins, plus \nBeneath the seats in front of us. \n\nWhen we taxi to the port\nThe PA system's last retort:\n\"Choose us again\" implores a voice.\nAs if we had a better choice!"^^ . "2"^^ .