"2015-01-22T00:00:00"^^ . "1"^^ . "The first thing that struck me upon walking into this joint was how lifelike the bots are. Aside from a weird glitchy movement from time to time, you mostly wouldn't think they're not human. \n\nAnd that's why their cookies and cupcake are so delicious. Bots don't stray from the recipe. Bots don't accidentally put it extra salt. Bots aren't going to forget about the cookies in the oven because someone broke up with them the night before. They're going to make perfect cookies and cupcakes every time, and they're going to do it with a creepy, fake, robotic smile. And then they're going to close down the shop and plug themselves in for the night and dream their robot dreams while updating their firmware. \n\nWe are going to be in serious trouble when they become self aware. We will have to fight them and destroy them. It's going to be a sad day, because who is going to make the cupcakes then? Perhaps we will have the technology to revive my dead Grandma by that point, and she can make the cupcakes. \n\nBut in the meanwhile, let's all enjoy the delicious work of the baker bots. Their programming is top notch, they hardly smell of circuitry and binary code, and the war against humans is at least a few years away."^^ . "5"^^ . "2"^^ . "2"^^ . . . .