"2015-11-14T00:00:00"^^ . "5"^^ . "0"^^ . . . "0"^^ . "A friend asked me, upon seeing the requisite social network check-in, how it was. My response is rather topical, but best captured by comparison to the New York City subway rat absconding with a slice of pizza. The pizza, a giant sushi roll of tremendous quality. The rat, you. It is the best day of your life. I hope to die this way."^^ . . "0"^^ .