. "An ode to the Vermont Jemima:\n\nVanilla cake, mocha frosting, and a maple-candied slice of bacon on top of the frosting?\n\nOH HELL YES.\n\nIf it wasn't for the fact that I'm trying to maintain my girlish and svelte figure, I'd gladly turn into a tubby fat ass again, all because of the Vermont Jemima. Alas, I shall have to love this gross-sounding but delightful sinful beauty from afar.\n\nSigh..."^^ . . "5"^^ . "3"^^ . "0"^^ . "2012-06-28T00:00:00"^^ . . "0"^^ .