. . "5"^^ . "9"^^ . "2012-01-03T00:00:00"^^ . "I've seen the people listless slumped,\nIn waitroom chairs ungainly dumped,\nMean fingers pinching numbered slips,\nFolks' demeanour: about to flip,\nWith patience planed to paper thin,\nAnd old man kicks his neighbours shin,\nWhat salve can cure this discontent?\nBy making an appoint-a-ment!\n\nYou can very easily book a fifteen minute appointment online. When you arrive to ServiceOntario (located in the concourse level of 777 Bay St), your waiting time will be nil; I was in and out in 12 minutes when renewing my health card. It helps immensely if you have all the paperwork you are asked to bring, and I would even bring some extra just in case.\n\nThey really do put the service in ServiceOntario here. Everyone was quite friendly and helpful. I will come again, but mostly because I'm obligated to do so.\n\nFive stars so they don't take away my healthcare.\n\nObligatory Title Duran Duran reference: ONTA-RIO, RIO across the RIO Grande.\n\nMenu Readability: What could be more boring that doing graphic design for the government?\n\nNeed to mention: Try to look nice, they're about to take your picture.\n\nWhat this place teaches me about myself: I'm ready for my close up."^^ . "18"^^ . "15"^^ . .