"0"^^ . "4"^^ . . . . "1"^^ . "4"^^ . "2011-12-06T00:00:00"^^ . "I was hungry, so I took myself out to dinner, because I'm a loser and I have no friends. I tried out the \"ore cart\" (sampler of baby back ribs, beef ribs and chicken) because I'm a fat pig. Then I felt depressed and hated myself for the rest of the day.\n\nAll in all, a successful outing.\n\nOf all the meats I tried, the ribs were definitely the highlight. I don't know why I ever order chicken in restaurants; it's always dry and tastes the same anyhow. The ribs taste very BBQ-y though, just like the kind pappy used to make. Unfortunately, that means it's mostly burnt and dried out. But don't get me wrong though, it's GOOD...\n\nAfterwards, I went home and wrote my will. Where do you go from there?"^^ .