"1"^^ . "4"^^ . . "So a coffee fiend (me) walks into Zoom Espresso. He asks for a hot cafe americano (which is on the menu, by the way).\n\nThe young dude behind the cash register gives him a blank stare and asks \"What's in a cafe americano?\"\n\n\"Two shots of espresso and water,\" says the coffee fiend.\n\n\"Nobody's ever ordered one of those here before.\"\n\n\"Umm, just gimme a large cup of regular coffee.\"\n\nAnd even that wasn't good. If a place has the word \"espresso\" in the name, it's necessary to have someone who can pull at least a competent shot of espresso. And knows what an americano is."^^ . . "3"^^ . "5"^^ . "2007-10-03T00:00:00"^^ . .