. . . "I always thought the pizza was excruciatingly good. I admit I have been piqued with certain pricing issues in the past, but every time they--management--have taken measures to cause me to do a volte-face; and now I find myself once again, Hawthorne's box nestled next to me in the passenger's seat, riding home to the family on a Friday night, ambrosial fumes causing my right foot to dig for a slightly shorter trip home."^^ . "2014-08-21T00:00:00"^^ . "0"^^ . "0"^^ . "4"^^ . "0"^^ .