. "1"^^ . "2"^^ . . "The All-American hotdog is what you want to get. \n\nIt's all you need. If you are insomuch as tempted by anything else, you are probably a freedom-hating commie! (And the staff will recognise it.)\n\nThis summer (2014), they went through a much needed renovation of the dining area; however, it is still located inside Mermaid's Casino, which is a smoky, dilapidated place of public accommodation. No, there is still no seating. (Eating while standing is not going to kill you [but those fried twinkies and oreos might.])\n\nYes, new and improved: they now even accept credit, debit, and charge cards! (They reluctantly stumbled their way into the twenty-first century.)\n\nHave yourself a Nathan's Famous\u00AE All-American for merely 1.25$ along with either a deep-fried Twinkie\u00AE or Oreos\u00AE (an order is just three cookies) for 99\u00A2. There is no better deal under the canopy. (Spoilers: The cocktail shrimp for 99\u00A2 es no m\u00E1s.) \n\nThey also offer frozen White Castle\u00AE burgers (I don't recommend) for 3.95$; other hot dogs (I don't recommend) for 3.25$-3.95$; chicken fingers (I don't recommend) for 3.95$; deep fried Smuckers\u00AE (definitely do not recommend) for 2.25$ ; chocolate banana (don't recommend) for 99\u00A2; and, a bunch of other shit like Red Baron\u00AE pizza for 4.99$ that they will undoubtedly take their sweet, sweet time on getting prepared because they don't particularly enjoy serving freedom-hating commies."^^ . . "3"^^ . "1"^^ . "2014-12-12T00:00:00"^^ .