"3"^^ . "1"^^ . "0"^^ . . "2015-06-23T00:00:00"^^ . . "I'd give the food five stars, even though they have a very small menu (it's whatever is on the chalkboard that day). \nWe went here for a lunch, around 1:00 p.m. Not very busy, three tables occupied including ours.\n\nI'd give the service a zero. Not only was the waitress more interested in reading her cell phone near the register, but we practically had to beg to pay for our meal. After waiting 10 mins for her to come to our table with the bill, I walked to the register. The owner said \"She'll take care of you in a moment,\" entirely complicit in her checking out her cell phone. Perhaps a parent died and the cell would have been understandably more important? Truly, she was an arrogant bi**h that made it feel like she wished we'd not come in, and it felt that way within the first 5 minutes of our entry. \n\nIt's dirty, grimy, nasty. Our table was sticky and had some sort of sauce on it.\n\nFish n' chips are obviously a house specialty, and it was terrific. The beef sandwich was also quite good. \n\nTwo tips:\n- Don't sit on the west wall, the low height of the tv makes it feel like the entire bar is staring at you.\n\n- Don't order any mixed drinks. They'll suck. Order Guiness. It's an Irish bar."^^ . . "0"^^ .