"1"^^ . "If you're looking for breakfast worse than what could be prepared at home then look no further. I'm only writing this review because I came here based off of WONDERFUL reviews posted on sites like yelp and trip advisor. Good lord.. What a waste of my time. I'm a bit of a foodie.. So perhaps this could be a factor in why I hated this place.. But come on... How can you mess up breakfast?? \nTo make matters worse.. I coaxed my friend into coming here because I thought it would be good. We hadn't seen each other in years and we had to start off with this unfortunate experience. \n\nThe eggs were slimey.. The sausage reminded me of microwaveable links my parents used to buy when we didn't have much money (gold n brown??).. And the grits were above and beyond bland... I don't even think they sprinkled salt in there. Not a pinch.. I swear. \n\nMy friends meal wasn't any better. She didn't finish.\n\nHonestly haven't had a breakfast this bad ever.. And I troll through all of the downtown cleveland mom and pop shops that serve it. \n\nThis is based off of a one time experience.. Could have been a fluke.. But needless to say I'm not really interested in finding out if it was.\n\nOh and two stars because the pancakes were actually edible and halfway decent."^^ . "2"^^ . "2014-06-25T00:00:00"^^ . "0"^^ . . . "0"^^ . .