"2"^^ . "2"^^ . . "2017-01-09T00:00:00"^^ . . "I'm not the type of person to go to places just for dessert. I prefer, when having dinner, to do everything at a restaurant. Dessert places always seemed to be packed and Poop Caf\u00E9 was no exception. Luckily, when we arrived, there was a table of 4 available, but when we left, there was a huge line to get in. So not worth it.\n\nMenu here is just basically waffles (the kind you get at a Holiday Inn Express free breakfast bar) with a variety of ice cream flavours ranging from the Western to Japanese/Asian. At $10, the bland looking waffle with melting ice cream on top (and two random Pockey sticks sticking out), was a let down.\n\nMy husband and I shared a Nutella Poop Waffle which is basically a small palm-sized crap-shaped waffle (which was uber dense) with a smear of Nutella on top (not even inside the waffle). But I get it...the smeared Nutella is designed to look like diarrhea - yum.\n\nWaffle dishes come with spoons. No forks or knives available.\n\nThere are three drink options only. The special Vietnamese coffee was basically crap-colored water with 10 pounds of sugar dissolved. I left it untouched. Bubbletea flavours here come with a weird aftertaste. \n\nThe novelty of sitting on toilets and drinking out of urinal-shaped cups quickly dissolves when you pay $35 (excluding tip) for bad waffles and tea.\n\nOur waiter was awesome though - he had some funny jokes which was definitely the highlight of the evening."^^ . "3"^^ . "2"^^ . .