<http://data.yelp.com/Review/id/ju-PaGDTwEMGUgBhYfTfyg> <http://purl.org/stuff/rev#reviewer> <http://data.yelp.com/User/id/Sp8BctMU4nPSRx_FS5oAkg> . <http://data.yelp.com/Review/id/ju-PaGDTwEMGUgBhYfTfyg> <http://purl.org/stuff/rev#rating> "2"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#int> . <http://data.yelp.com/Review/id/ju-PaGDTwEMGUgBhYfTfyg> <http://www.openvoc.eu/poi#usefulReviews> "5"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#int> . <http://data.yelp.com/Review/id/ju-PaGDTwEMGUgBhYfTfyg> <http://www.w3.org/1999/02/22-rdf-syntax-ns#type> <http://purl.org/stuff/rev#Review> . <http://data.yelp.com/Review/id/ju-PaGDTwEMGUgBhYfTfyg> <http://purl.org/stuff/rev#text> "Mandarin is the \"Tim Hortons\" and/or \"Pizza Pizza\" of Chinese food: create a product that's suitably and consistently bland, hype it endlessly, and the people will trample each other to get to your door.\n 95% of their food is so innocuous my grandmother would happily eat it; even the \"hot sauce\" they give you isn't really hot. On the few occasions I have been pushed into going there, I noticed that most people seem to fill up on carbs, which explains why they are so profitable...who can eat $30 worth of carbs?\n Their chicken wings are OK, and a couple of their pot stickers are palatable. Additionally, if you want to spend ages ferreting out tasteless crab meat from flimsy legs, well, knock yourself out.\n To paraphrase H.L. Mencken: \"No one ever went broke underestimating the palate of the Canadian public.\""^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string> . <http://data.yelp.com/Review/id/ju-PaGDTwEMGUgBhYfTfyg> <http://schema.org/dateCreated> "2014-04-14T00:00:00"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#dateTime> . <http://data.yelp.com/Review/id/ju-PaGDTwEMGUgBhYfTfyg> <http://www.openvoc.eu/poi#funnyReviews> "7"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#int> . <http://data.yelp.com/Review/id/ju-PaGDTwEMGUgBhYfTfyg> <http://schema.org/itemReviewed> <http://data.yelp.com/Business/id/F_D-hssVHgarfpqWbFdXow> . <http://data.yelp.com/Review/id/ju-PaGDTwEMGUgBhYfTfyg> <http://www.openvoc.eu/poi#coolReviews> "6"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#int> .