. . . "3"^^ . "2"^^ . "1"^^ . "2015-11-12T00:00:00"^^ . "12"^^ . "What a bunch of judgmental loons...\n\nFirst of all, the bucket of tootsie rolls upon entering and exiting isn't an offering, a statement of their \"fuck too much fitness\" attitude but a gimmick to assure repeat business. Knowing damn well that vanity and insecurities will prevail....here take the tootsie, you know you want it, live a little, you can work it off next time....rinse, repeat motherfucker!!\n\nAnd how is defining a \"lunk\" welcoming and not judging? What planet fitness prides itself on is bullshit, I'm on to you assclowns! Go ahead and ring the alarm and tell yourself that you're not the asshole, seriously, give it a go.\n\nI'm not a weightlifter meathead jock fuck but there is a certain joy in slam dunking weights while jumping up and screaming \"oh fuck yeah\" but you exclusionary turds wouldn't understand. \n\nAnd what if I like to drink water from a milk container? Maybe I'm overweight and sweat a shit ton and get hella dehydrated? One water fountain wouldn't cut it and judging one based on the size of their water container is classiest and shitty. Not everyone can afford Klean Kanteans, you jerks. \n\nYou make passion seem like s naughty no- no....Jesus would totally fucking hate you.\n\nBut your cheap and offer skin cancer treatments so......that's cool?\n\nThe staff are nice but you corporate pigs at planet fitness should stop forcing them to repeat your crappy ideology when one calls about a membership, it reeks of suspicion. \n\nI like you because your cheap but your shitty judgy self righteous attitude sucks.\n\nOne day the lunks you've outted will protest your establishment with picket signs, gallons of water and skimpy shirts and I'll be the feller pointing and laughing at YOU planet fuckhole, pointing and laughing at YOU!!!"^^ .