. . "3"^^ . "6"^^ . "14"^^ . "5"^^ . . "One time in college I was so drunk that I couldn't really walk. And I had to pee. And I happened to have an unknown male at my side. I peed here, as he guarded me with a large piece of cardboard. \n\nIt was muddy. \n\nI fell on my ass. \n\nWe went to my room.\n\nI woke up next to him, called my friend and asked her his name. \n\nI went to the bathroom. \n\nMy ass was still muddy. \n\nFML"^^ . "2009-08-06T00:00:00"^^ .