. . "9"^^ . "2009-04-29T00:00:00"^^ . "8"^^ . "This is my new favorite bar. \n\nThe decor is awesome. They have rad-ass performers. So rad, in fact, that my Bird's parents now know she's gay because the Lounge singer used a gaydar machine on her and it went off the charts. \n\nBut let's talk about the important stuff. \n\n$1 jello slime shots. Enough vodka to give you smell-chills and cheap enough to not be too upset about throwing it all up later. \n\nThey have Absolut Peppar. This is important to me as I like my dirty vodka martinis spicy. The spicier the better. \n\nYou simply must check this place out. I think I'm going to try to get my next birthday party scheduled here."^^ . . "8"^^ . "5"^^ .