. "4"^^ . "5"^^ . "If you're Goldilocks and don't want to choose between performance venues that are too big or too small, try the Chelsea at the Cosmopolitan hotel. It's just right.\n\nThe Chelsea doesn't feel like one of those super-massive, anonymous stadiums where you need binoculars just to see the performance. At the same time, it's not tiny either, so if you'd prefer to disappear into the audience and be sure that a comedian never picks on you, you can definitely do that here. (I think the place seats around 3000.)\n\nSince the Chelsea is located on the 3rd floor at the very back of the hotel, it's easy to forget that it even exists. That would be a shame, since it's routinely bringing in some of the top headliners in Vegas. I was here to see Amy Schumer do 90 mins of stand-up, which was nonstop drunken hilarity. I also adored her opening act, Mark Normand, who was just as easy on the eyes as he was on my sense of humor.\n\nI had an orchestra-level seat way off to the side, which gave me a good view of Amy and Mark's ears, but not so much their faces. Next time I'll book my tickets sooner and try to spring for a more central locale.\n\nAnd there will *definitely* be a next time, since the upcoming performances at the Chelsea are totally up my alley.."^^ . . "5"^^ . . "2015-05-01T00:00:00"^^ . "6"^^ .