"11"^^ . "2008-06-15T00:00:00"^^ . "5"^^ . "9"^^ . "This falls into the something to do before you die category. \n\nIt's no longer called Joni's as Joni took off to run some other place. But the new owner's are awesome. \n\nSo, there's a short order cook there named Mary. Imagine if the Soup Nazi was a shorter, slightly older woman and secretly the sweetest person on Earth once you put in your six years as a state employee and got to know her. And imagine she makes a breakfast burrito so good you spend $3700 and hours standing in the line to order it over the course of your six years there. \n\nThe breakfast burrito Mary makes is simply the best breakfast option in the state. No joke. I defy anyone to show me something better. \n\nGo there some morning. Order the burrito. Friday's there's chorizo. Change your life. Don't be afraid. There's a whole unexplored world out there. \n\nTell her Dallas sent you and she may not yell at you for your shitty ordering technique."^^ . . "10"^^ . . .