. "2010-09-25T00:00:00"^^ . "\"DO YOU WANT TO TRY THE CARL?\"\n\nUhhh is that the only thing you have here at Orchids Garden?\n\nAfter an entire weekend of debauchery, eating the greatest foods, a saturday night partying in XS, I expected so much more from a highly yelped place.\n\nDim Sum all day:\nI don't understand this concept because i cannot fathom what happens right when we leave, more dimsum will either magically appear or you will close for a couple hours and reopen again for the hung-over and hung-ry.\n\nLike my friend Jeff C. said last night, \"Shumai was like honey i shrunk the kids\" Because it was so little i questioned if i was really eating it or it was another Las Vegas desert mirage.\n\nI've had bad dimsum before in San Diego, but man, it feels like, this is the absolute worst I have had. Its not that it was disgusting, but the whole idea of the little carts coming around and you choosing from a plethora of dim sum options was non existent and I was left sorely disapppointed. \n\nThe only think i had here was a potential to meet some people that i apparently danced the night away with... If i could remember them.\n\nUnlike a night of partying with some major cuties, Orchids Garden left me with the smallest figment of resonating memories.\n\nAnd why does everyone who works here look strange... and not speak a lick of engrish.\n\nAnd no, I do not want to try the Carl. You have offered it 8 times.\n\nSooty L., Did we go to the same place because the place you are describing, Jeff C. and I wish we went there instead."^^ . "2"^^ . "2"^^ . . "1"^^ . . "1"^^ .