"4"^^ . "2"^^ . "1"^^ . . . . "1"^^ . "The other reviews are accurate as far as the description of the place goes. If you expect a sparkling spa experience, avoid this. If sitting around with a bunch of cigar-smoking, bourbon-drinking naked guys sounds bad to you, then stay away. If you like an 'old school' experience, then relax, have fun and go in with low expectations. That way you won't be disappointed. (BYOB - as in Booze or wine -- no beer, they have that and you can't bring it.) I also brought broccoli to have with my steak (which was perfectly cooked) and took some mild ribbing from Mark, who runs the place.\n\nDon't chicken out on jumping in the 40 degree pool between the blazingly hot (steam/sauna) Schvitz!"^^ . "2014-02-08T00:00:00"^^ .