"17"^^ . "2009-08-14T00:00:00"^^ . "9"^^ . "Quick attentive bartenders. No\nConvenient parking. No\nPatrons above the age of 24. No\nHot waitresses. No.\nSlow Waitresses. Yes.\nEverlasting brodeo. Yes.\nDirty Bathrooms. Yes.\nDouchebaggery all around. Yes.\nUnfresh oysters. Yes. \n$3 kiltlifter. Yes.\nAsshole cops that follow you home afterwards. Yes.\n\nI decided that I pretty much hate this place. Sorry, I just do."^^ . "2"^^ . . . "19"^^ . .