"12"^^ . . "22"^^ . "8"^^ . "2013-05-11T00:00:00"^^ . . "No apologies for the blasphemy I am about to commit here, but I have a very fucking difficult time understanding how Burger's Priest is \"the BEST burger joint in Toronto ever.\" I just fail to see it as such, and the continued flow of hyperbolic overhype and appearances in top burger places in town (often at #1) lists bewilders me. There's seems to be no end to people deifying (if not literally) The Burger's Priest and claiming it is the #1 burger in Toronto, which quite frankly is getting annoying. (I'm convinced there's literally a cult behind this; foodies who go around screaming \"Believe the hype!,\" like that Yonge-Dundas street preacher who famously freaks people out with \"BELIEVE THE LORD!\") A second visit has failed to change my impressions. Maybe I am due for an epiphany.\n\nI ordered \"The Priest,\" with everything, which basically looks like a glorified Big Mac. The collision of cheese, mushrooms, and other things turned out to be a rather boring greasy sad mess of flat flavours. All I tasted was some meat, fat, and melted cheese, that was barely enough to register a drool. It was boring and unimpressive. I expected a much bigger and mindblowing burger for the price paid, for what's the hype's worth.\n\nMy friend ordered \"The Vatican\", which apparently comes out of their \"Secret Menu\" (http://www.theburgerspriest.com/secret-menu/) (oooh, spooky... what a load of pretentious crap; like is this a cult thing for special people in the know?). It is basically a bigger version of whatever the hell I got, with not a lot of difference in taste. And he continues to insist that it is the best shit in town.\n\nWell, I ain't converted!\n\nThis particular location at Queen and Coxwell is incredibly tiny--they discourage you from eating here, especially if it is busy. Best to grab and run--run like hell! There's no washroom either--thank goodness for the KFC nearby. The staff are about as enthusiastic as a typical McDonald's. Severely overrated much; I sure won't worship this hipster-hungry superlative overhyped-to-death booger joint."^^ . . "2"^^ .