"2013-11-07T00:00:00"^^ . . . "1"^^ . "Went here last weekend, \nExcited for the show.\nWent with 2 friends\nBecause the prices were low.\n\nSoon did we discover \nIt wasn't worth our time. \nWe probably wouldn't pay\nMuch more than a dime. (that's being generous)\n\nMagic and cirque,\nSounds like lots of fun\nEven the motorcycles\nImpressed us quite a ton. \n\nLittle did we know\nthe front was the best part; \nDon't waste any money, \nRun away, if you're smart!\n\nOr just disappear\nSince that's all he really knows\nWe should have taken a hint\nFrom all the empty rows.\n\nHalf the time there,\nWe saw videos from his past;\nHim growing as a child\nWhich did NOT go by that fast.\n\nThen he did perform\nSome magic that impressed me\nBut oops, it's mostly clips\nFrom YouTube and TV.\n\nBut where is all the cirque?\nAnd why so much money? \nTasteless and too cheesy;\nNot even all that funny.\n\nHe mostly ends up screaming;\nSeeming intense but was lame.\nCirque, please note to oust this show! \nIt gives you a bad name!"^^ . "41"^^ . "30"^^ . "24"^^ . .