. . "2008-12-14T00:00:00"^^ . "You probably weren't going to go to John Henry's anyway, but just in case you try to go to Pizzam! and it has an past due rent notice on the door DO NOT decide to go to the next restaurant you see, which will be John Henry's if you drive the most convenient direction out of the parking lot. As we approached John Henry's we tried to guess what kind of food they would serve based on the outside appearance. My money was on Mexican food, but I was wrong. What kind of food do they serve? I am not even sure. There was a REALLY weird guy playing a keyboard (not a piano) for some old people in a lounge area and the oldest waiter in the world served us. Like Craig Z. points out is really absurdly priced and seriously iceberg lettuce? Where am I, Red Lobster? The food was ok maybe? I don't even remember it. I have no idea who goes to this restaurant. None. While we were there it was storming really hard and just outside the front door a transformer BLEW UP. This was definitely the coolest thing about John Henry's. Since that is likely not to happen to you if you go, I would advise you to skip it. Not that you were going to go anyway, cause seriously, who goes here?"^^ . "7"^^ . "1"^^ . "3"^^ . . "3"^^ .