. "2010-02-18T00:00:00"^^ . "3"^^ . "1"^^ . "2"^^ . "1"^^ . . . "Fail. Whale. \n\nOk, I know this is not twitter, so there isn't REALLY a fail whale. But if this was, they would get one.\n\nWe got a menu from them on our door, so after getting back from vacation and being completely jet lagged, we ordered.\n\nI was on hold on the phone a while. No biggie. Finally, they took my order. We both went for calzones. I figured it was the easiest way to ensure it was vegetarian.\n\nWRONG.\n\nNot only did it take over an hour to show up, AND they charged us a delivery fee (so two calzones became over $20!), but the sauce had a very heavy meat taste. One bite, and I couldn't eat anymore. Not only that, but because they put the sauce IN the calzone as well as on the side, I couldn't eat anything. I tried to nibble the crust.\n\nMy partner, who is not veggie, LOVED her calzone, and killed in in about 5 minutes. Both of us then spent the rest of the evening in bed, moaning and groaning with stomach aches, and there may have been a few trips to worship the porcelin gods as well.\n\nFail."^^ .