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<http://data.yelp.com/Review/id/cKPGHA8-mfuEaAnSD8vcYQ>	<http://purl.org/stuff/rev#text>	"Needed a haircut...**Crosses fingers** Yelp app, don't fail me now!\n\nIt led me to Nelson's. A 4-star rating and in close proximity to where I was working was enough for me to come on in. Upon entering, I saw a woman cutting a dude's hair and an old man sleeping on a chair. Uh oh. That old man was to be my barber. I think if he didn't have an amazing mane on his head, I would've waited for the woman. He eventually woke up and got to cutting with not one bit of chatter and a disgruntled, unfriendly 'tude. I'm not sure why he was upset, but the dude was tossing towels around and breathing all hard on me. Awkward. He ended up doing a decent job (most barbers get a bit heavy handed), but I couldn't get out of there quick enough. \n\nThe place has plenty of chairs, but only two were people working (given it was a Monday at Noon), so I can tell why there might be a wait on the weekends. Plus, it took about 25 min to do a fade, which seems excessive. For $12, it's a deal, but I might try a few more places out around town before coming back to this old school joint. If I wanted to feel awkward in a chair for 30min, I'd go out to dinner with my ex-wife.*\n\n*Note: I have no ex-wife."^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string> .
<http://data.yelp.com/Review/id/cKPGHA8-mfuEaAnSD8vcYQ>	<http://purl.org/stuff/rev#reviewer>	<http://data.yelp.com/User/id/NRGJ4IvauajqqCbhT640cw> .
<http://data.yelp.com/Review/id/cKPGHA8-mfuEaAnSD8vcYQ>	<http://schema.org/dateCreated>	"2013-10-01T00:00:00"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#dateTime> .
<http://data.yelp.com/Review/id/cKPGHA8-mfuEaAnSD8vcYQ>	<http://www.openvoc.eu/poi#usefulReviews>	"11"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#int> .
<http://data.yelp.com/Review/id/cKPGHA8-mfuEaAnSD8vcYQ>	<http://www.openvoc.eu/poi#funnyReviews>	"21"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#int> .
<http://data.yelp.com/Review/id/cKPGHA8-mfuEaAnSD8vcYQ>	<http://purl.org/stuff/rev#rating>	"3"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#int> .
<http://data.yelp.com/Review/id/cKPGHA8-mfuEaAnSD8vcYQ>	<http://www.openvoc.eu/poi#coolReviews>	"6"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#int> .