"2011-07-05T00:00:00"^^ . "1"^^ . "1"^^ . "4"^^ . . . "5"^^ . . "I'm really not one to give crappy reviews. If you check my yelp ratings, you'll see that I usually only review things that i LOVE or HATE. \n\nBattista's Hole in the Wall...i HATE this restaurant. It's SOO over-priced -- yes you get free wine, but it tastes like vinegar; yes you get a \"set\" menu, but it sucks. everything just tasted SOOO bad. I can't believe the waiters don't feel bad serving you this food. \n\nAlso, that little accordion man...he's sooo creepy. shamelessly panders by playing a BAD song to get a tip at your table. \n \nBEWARE. DON'T GET TRICKED BY THE 4 STAR REVIEWS LIKE I DID. DO NOT COME HERE."^^ .