. "Wow. There is a neon sign on the window that reads \"Best Thai Food in Town\". LIARS! It was literally the most putrid thing I've ever eaten in my life. \n\nI walked in and was hit in the face by this really odd stench. A cross between urine, a gym, and rotting chicken would be the best way to describe it. I should've turned around and walked right out. However, some \"ethnic\" restaurants have an odd smell to them so I decided to forge ahead, past the HUGE fish tank with 3 fish, kids laying on the floor, and tables that look like they haven't been cleaned in a month. There were awards everywhere raving about the cuisine there. Well, I don't know what was wrong with the people presenting these awards because they obviously have no taste buds. \n\nSince I ordered my chicken green curry to go ahead of time, I didn't have to wait long (thank baby Jesus). I got home and discovered that the GREEN curry, was somehow red not green (even though it was in fact green curry). Not only that, but there was hardly any vegetables or chicken in it. In fact, it was more liquid than anything. Just plain 'ol terrible, at best!\n\nI wouldn't recommend this restaurant to my worst enemy..."^^ . . . "4"^^ . "2010-10-30T00:00:00"^^ . "3"^^ . "1"^^ . "3"^^ .